Addicted to Anime

“'Diamonds are a girl's best friend?' Fuck that, do you know how hard it is to even utilize those things in magic? They're basically demanding little shits.”
— Tohsaka Rin, probably to Emiya Shirou while he was her apprentice in London (via incorrectfatequotes)


Shirou: Saber, you're a girl, so you can't fight.

Shirou: In fact, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't even be holding a sword.

Saber: You're talking, but all I can hear is meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.

“Fuck you, I’m Gilgamesh.”
— Gilgamesh
Fate/Everything (let’s be real)

(Source: incorrectfatequotes)

Gilgamesh: All that glitters is mine.

Tokiomi: Did you mean 'gold?'

Gilgamesh: Did I fucking stutter.

Kiritsugu: SPEAKING OF REALITY CHECKS...destroy the Grail.

Saber: WHAT.

Kiritsugu: YOU HEARD ME.

Saber: /command seal'd

Gilgamesh: WTF I ASKED FOR A WEDDING WITH BLADES, NOT MUD FILLED WITH EVIL oh hey, my skin looks great, check it out, Kirei.

Kirei: /ptfo

Gilgamesh: None of these conversations are going like how I want them to.

“Come on, seriously? It’s like you’re Photoshopped!”
— Rin Tohsaka upon seeing Archer’s abs
Fate/Stay Night (via incorrectfatequotes)
“It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing. Except in my case you do give it that power and then go kill some people yourself.”
— Emiya Kiritsugu
Fate/Zero (via incorrectfatequotes)

Illya: Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Shirou: That's the sound of PEOPLE DYING, Illya.

Rider: You never led your people. You never showed them what a king should be.




Saber: I just came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.


I walk into the grocery store and immediately The Cure starts playing.

Ah, yes.  They have sensed my presence.

—Kiritsugu (x)